I finally ordered a 2009 planner and it was delivered to the house yesterday. When Kristen got home she picked it up not knowing what it was and here's how our conversation went:
Kristen - "Oh, a journal"
Me - "No, it's not a journal"
Kristen - "Is it a diarrhea?"
Me - "HUH??"
Kristen - "You know, the thing you write your secrets in"
Me - "OOOOHHHH...no sweetie, it's not a diary"